Do you have any idea what you just did..?
I assure you, we don’t take what just happened lightly.
You just gave us your email and joined our newsletter.
That’s a VERY big deal to us.
Don’t believe me?
After you pressed the submit button and sent us your email the sound of Super Mario’s “Yahoo!” went off in our little office. Not only the three of us (Chris, Marlon and Heiko), but all the neighbours in our building can hear it too, cause it’s really loud and makes us smile.
Marlon, our editor, ran outside and hugged a stranger walking by the office. They didn’t seem to mind it, thankfully.
I’m also fairly certain I just saw Heiko, our digital marketing guru, take a shot of tequila. I have no idea why he’s drinking at work, but hey, the kid is excited you just signed up. Is he pouring another one? Ah crap, I gotta go and stop him.
Wait, shoot… I’m getting off topic.
Look, I didn’t write this to tell you about our awful impulse control, but to thank you for signing up. Every pixel and character of copy on our site and in this newsletter is here to make you happy.
We hope every piece of content we create will inform and entertain you in the best possible way, and every item we share make your heart shortly beat a little bit faster, just like ours. If we can help you find even just one awesome Nintendo retro collectible or merchandise item our job is done. If it doesn’t, just hit reply to any email you receive from Nintendo Retro Love and tell us how you feel.
Thanks again for joining our geeky tribe. We’ll holler at you soon with some awesome stuff.
CHRIS, NR 1 OF THIS THREE HEADED MONKEY
PS: If you’re just as excited as we are, invite some friends to sign up. That Mario sound isn’t going to set itself off and this type of thing is more fun with others.